小小的暧昧一下[都市艳情]
不知在什么地方看到过一句话，“偶尔和同事有些暧昧对工作有利”，以前只是一笑而过，但亲身经历后，自然感觉不同。
同事间男女基本对半，关系也很和睦，于是不免每次开开成人玩笑，A和B，C和D，一对一对的一起配对。平时出去要不注意还真以为是情侣聚会。
去年新来了几个同事，我以前那“一半”恰好跳槽了，于是我自然变成了“光棍”，按照老规矩，我被分配给了一个新同事，30岁，有个学历不低的老公，有个可爱的小孩。
于是故事开始了，开始大家依然是半开玩笑，到了年末，因为有同事要离开团队，老大喊大家一起吃饭后，觉得舍不得离开，于是又找了个河边烧烤摊喝啤酒吃烧烤。
那晚上所有人都必须喝酒，我们团队本来只有我一个人抽烟，突然我那“另一半”要我给她点烟。
吃完烧烤又去KTV唱歌，昏暗的灯光中，大家各抒自己的情怀，气氛时而欢乐，时而悲怆，不小心我俩来了个亲密接触，然后她就躺到了我怀里。
后来她要出去，我借机扶她出去，到了一个阴暗的角落，突然两人就抱到了一起，之后大家都散了各回各家了，我就送她回家，走了一半她说喝了酒开车不好，年关会有很多CT差，于是找了个外环的空地就停下来了，剩下的事情就不多表了，那还是我第一次车震，完事后我送她回家。
第二天两人见面稍稍有点尴尬，但之后又回归了平常，之后聚会虽然也开玩笑，但她明显有些提防我，我也不是那种非要怎样的人，于是这件事就告一段落了。
不过正印了开篇那句话，后来我工作要是忙了，总会有人帮我处理，是谁呢，自然是她，呵呵，虽然些许有违公德，但却是是一剂润滑剂。
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